There is an advert on television that features a polar bear ON HOLIDAY to the Mediterranean that threatens a Bromley housewife to eschew the wonderful locally caught prawns for some  mass frozen – pre cooked – boil in the bag toss and I for one don’t believe polar bears could migrate to the Med anyway – and why in the name of  flying fuck does he sound like an American gangster?

Threatening accented Polar bears (Ursus marmitas) are no way to sell your fish products!

Stay tuned for episode #2